Can You Fall In Love Over Internet?

People fall in love in mysterious ways, maybe just the touch of a hand. But, why fall in love, why not stay in love?

Anyway, internet is a weird place. I’ll tell you a little story. Last month a friend of mine made 2 fake accounts. One of a guy and one of a girl. And the one with the girl already has 1k followers, of course all being boys…. And every single person had texted this account something or the other. That’s the kind of people you get on the internet. Continue reading “Can You Fall In Love Over Internet?”

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Bobs And Vegana!

A man googles, “larkiyon se haut tasveer kaise mange (Innovative ways to ask for nudes)”

Google says, “Send Bobs and Vegana.”

*And yet another creep had learnt his first words in english*

2 mins later, he takes the extreme pain of finding every girl he can and texts them the 4 beautiful words he learnt a while back. Congo dude! You just got yourself the casanova title. But ah, that’s not satisfying enough, right? So now he uses some creepy app to download their profile pictures and sends them as well.

‘Your haut, can I see your bobs and vegana?’ he proudly texts.

*And that moment, that very moment is when the entire male community fails as a hooman*

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All Men Think About Sex!

Let me get this straight! All men think about sex. If someone says he doesn’t or if someone is preaching to not think about it? Trust me, they are full of crap!

Being a woman, your idea of love revolves around a billion different things right? Being a man, the idea of love is simple. If the guy truly loves you, he will leave no stone unturned to keep you happy. Yes, he will cuddle you to sleep making sure that the warmth of his soul protects the innocence of your heart. And, yes he will think about sex all this while and there is nothing wrong in that.

I know the idea of your man fantasizing about you creeps you out but what would you rather want? He thinking about you or some random chick off the internet? Shouldn’t you be happy that even in the imagination land of countless possibilities, he dosen’t think about Angelina Jolie (She’s become old anyway), he thinks about You! Continue reading “All Men Think About Sex!”