Now that you survived death and got reincarnated, what do you wanna do now? Of course, claim that you’re the One! How convenient. And then you wake up in the morning to your daily newspaper and what do you do first? Check your horoscope. Silly you, eh? C’mon! Grow up already. First of all, horoscopes are a bag full of shit! To quote Sheldon Cooper, “It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality” Woah! Someone hit your soft spot.
Anyway, even if you do believe, aren’t they made for everyone in general? And if everyone’s following the same crap how do you expect that you’ll become the crap lord? Stop believing in these myths and do something unique. Be you! Because let me tell you, a horoscope is nothing but a deceive. Ask yourself this, if I tell you that today will be the worst day of your life, would you be able to enjoy that day then? no right? Because your mind is already polluted with the fear that I implanted. See? Thoughts Much!